How do they know??!!!

Bunnings must train their staff to spot us. I didn’t make it 20m past the entrance before two chaps in aprons offered to help. Then I googled “female in hardware store” and that’s exactly what came up, hilarious!

Even more hilarious was the photo of this lady, who is obviously on her way to perform in Beyonce’s nearby concert, but stopped in to select her paint colour:

Who’d have thought it would be so tricky to locate and buy some paint and potting soil when you’re there on your own…?